this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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