problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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