I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
