I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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