did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
