One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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