if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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