They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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