if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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