Quick, to the slutcave!
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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