So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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