bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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