he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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