He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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