And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
sex in a hospital.. check
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
My feet surprised me
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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