There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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