yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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