Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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