her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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