awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
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