D3 body, D1 cock
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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