come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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