your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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