Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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