Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
But break dance skills will only take you so far
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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