p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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