Actions speak louder than pants.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Found the puke drawer
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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