it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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