that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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