the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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