How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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