I'm going to rape someone's good day.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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