At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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