so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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