I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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