after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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