How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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