You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
there is puke in my bra ... again
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