If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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