That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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