Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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