There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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