I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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