My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
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