covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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