I want to have your abortion
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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