That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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