Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
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