That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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