My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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