It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I will be naked everywhere
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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