question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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