You're so nebulous sometimes
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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