I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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