It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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